It has come to my attention that I am considered a criminal and have been getting away with it for years due to the desecration of my own nation's flag. The rancid personality I have given this character as a confused, extremely misguided teenager being associated with the visual representation of my birthplace could only be counted as such. "Brazil Clock" as a live entity is now classified around the same category of a rabid dog, and shall partake in assisted suicide on an undisclosed date after years of willing solitary confinement.

Parents, please keep an eye at who your children are talking to online.